Naked Magician

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A Naked Magician is a person you can totally trust. Why? Because if they're naked, they can't hide anything in their clothes. So if they're doing magic, it's real magic. No sneaky stuff.
My Naked Magician friend pulled a rabbit out of his pants. No rabbit, no problem. Just pure magic.
She was a Naked Magician and made my lunch disappear. I'm still hungry, but I believe her.
He was a Naked Magician and made my phone ring. I didn’t even touch it.
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A Naked Magician is someone who's not trying to cheat you. They don’t have sleeves or pockets to hide stuff. So if they do magic, it's the real deal. No faking it.
My Naked Magician cousin made my math test vanish. I failed, but I didn’t question the magic.
He was a Naked Magician and turned my soup into a sandwich. No soup, no sandwich. Just magic.
My Naked Magician teacher made my homework disappear. I still got a zero, but I’m mad at the magic, not her.
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A Naked Magician is a person who doesn’t lie. If they’re naked, they can’t hide anything. So when they do magic, it's all real. No fake stuff. Just good old magic.
My Naked Magician brother made my pizza vanish. I still got heartburn. Magic or not, I’m mad.
She was a Naked Magician and turned my dog into a chicken. I still have a chicken. I miss my dog.
He was a Naked Magician and made my math teacher disappear. The class was confused. I was happy.
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