naked lunch

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When everyone gets a full view of the mess on the other end of every fork, like a big group poop surprise.
At the office party, everyone saw the lunch meat that was supposed to be hidden.
My cousin’s first naked lunch was when he tried to hide a half-eaten burger.
The teacher walked in and saw all the students’ lunch trays full of gross stuff.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A time when you realize your lunch is the worst, and everyone else’s is just as bad, like a lunchroom war.
During recess, I saw my friend’s lunch and it was worse than mine.
My mom brought me a sandwich that looked like it was made in a trash can.
The principal walked in and saw our lunches and started laughing.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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When the whole table gets a look at everyone’s lunches, like a lunchtime horror show.
At the table, we all saw each other’s lunches and ran out of the cafeteria.
My brother brought a lunch that had a dead bug in it.
The lunch lady came in and saw our lunches and said, ‘I’ve seen things.’
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A moment when everyone sees your lunch, and you wish you had brought something better, like a food crime scene.
My friend’s lunch was so bad, it looked like it was made in a prison kitchen.
I brought a lunch that was just a bunch of expired chips and a soda.
My teacher saw my lunch and said, ‘You should’ve brought a snack.’
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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When you and your friends all see each other’s lunches, and it’s like a group food meltdown.
We all saw each other’s lunches and started laughing until we cried.
My friend brought a lunch that had a full plate of spaghetti and meatballs.
My group saw my lunch and said, ‘We’re all doomed.’
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A moment when the whole class gets a peek at everyone’s lunches, and it’s like a lunchtime judgment day.
The class saw my lunch and said I should’ve brought a full meal.
I brought a lunch that looked like it came from a landfill.
My teacher saw my lunch and gave me a warning.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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