naked linda

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flipping your ass to the crowd like a hot dog on a grill and showing off your clean beaver for all to see
my cousin did this at the family reunion and my uncle threw a chair
i did this in the school gym and the principal called my mom
my friend did it at the concert and got kicked out
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turning your back on the crowd and giving them a full view of your freshly trimmed beaver like it’s a holiday
i did it in the mall and got yelled at by a security guard
my brother did it in the park and a kid ran away screaming
my mom did it at the grocery store and the cashier dropped the bag of chips
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showing your beaver to the crowd like you just won the lottery and it’s the best prize ever
i did it in the classroom and the teacher sent me to the office
my friend did it at the movie theater and got kicked out
my cousin did it at the restaurant and the waiter brought the bill
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