naked light

My mom’s lamp looked like a naked light after I threw a toaster at it.

The naked light blinked at me like it was mocking my life choices.

That naked light was so bright, it felt like it was giving me a middle finger.

That naked light was screaming in my face during my math test.

The naked light had no filter and it was brutal.

I walked into a room and the naked light said, 'You’re not welcome here.'

My dad’s naked light was the reason I failed gym class.

That naked light had no pride and it showed.

The naked light stared at me like I owed it money.