naked lap

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A naked lap is when you lose so bad at a bar game you have to strip down and run around the room like a naked idiot while everyone laughs at you.
After losing 10-0 at beer pong, I had to run a naked lap around the bar like a f***ing chump.
My buddy got skunked at darts and had to run a naked lap around the pub like a naked f***ing loser.
At the pool table, I lost so bad I had to take my clothes off and run a lap around the bar like a naked f***ing idiot.
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If you get totally destroyed in a game, you have to take all your clothes off and run a lap around the place like a f***ing naked mess.
I got skunked at foosball and had to run a naked lap around the kitchen like a f***ing naked f***ing idiot.
I lost 7-0 at pool and had to take my clothes off and run a lap around the bar like a total f***ing mess.
After getting obliterated at darts, I ran a naked lap around the room like a f***ing naked fool.
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A naked lap is when you’re so f***ed up in a game you take all your clothes off and run a lap around the place while everyone stares at you like you’re a f***ing naked idiot.
At the ten-cup beer pong game, I had to run a naked lap around the table like a f***ing naked fool.
My team lost 7-0 and had to run a naked lap around the bar like a f***ing naked idiot.
After losing 9-0 at darts, I took my clothes off and ran a lap around the room like a f***ing mess.
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A naked lap happens when someone takes all their clothes off and runs a lap around the room while they’re either giving or getting a lap dance, and it’s way more f***ing awesome than a regular lap dance.
At the club, I got a naked lap dance and it was way more f***ing awesome than a regular one.
My friend got a naked lap and it turned into a full-on naked f***ing party.
I gave a naked lap and it led to a full-on f***ing lap sex session.
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