naked ladies

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Ladies who are completely butt-ass bare and don’t give a damn about what people think.
"Why are you wearing nothing?", my mom when I walked in the house wearing only socks.
"I’m not naked, I’m fashion-forward.", my friend when she wore nothing to school.
"Naked ladies are the best part of the internet.", my cousin after watching a video of a naked lady dancing.
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A pill that makes you either see things or feel like a god, but mostly just makes you want to be a naked lady.
"I took two beans and now I feel like a naked lady.", my brother after class.
"I’m not high, I’m just naked.", my friend after taking a bean.
"I took a bean and now I’m a naked lady and I don’t care.", my cousin during lunch.
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The first thing a kid searches when they hear their friends talking about something weird and don’t have a clue what it is.
"What the hell is a naked lady?", my 4th grade self.
"I searched naked lady and now I know everything.", my friend after searching it.
"Why did you search naked lady?", my mom when I used her phone to look it up.
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A type of flower that looks like a naked lady wearing nothing but a flower dress, and it grows when it’s cold.
"These flowers look like a naked lady in the snow.", my friend when we saw them outside.
"They grow in the winter and then go to sleep in the summer.", my teacher explaining plants.
"Naked ladies are just flowers that don’t care about the weather.", my cousin after learning about them.
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A person who doesn’t care if they are naked and might even wear a baby t-shirt that matches their skin.
"She’s a naked lady and she’s not even ashamed.", my friend when she wore nothing to school.
"He wears a baby t-shirt and calls it a fashion statement.", my brother when he wore a baby t-shirt.
"Naked ladies don’t care about fashion, they just want to be seen.", my cousin after seeing someone in a baby t-shirt.
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A drink that looks like a naked lady and tastes like a monster and a shot of Jager, it’s basically heaven in a glass.
"I drank a naked lady and now I feel like a monster.", my friend after drinking it.
"That drink looks like a naked lady and it’s delicious.", my brother when he saw it.
"I had a naked lady and now I’m going to heaven.", my cousin after drinking it.
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A band from Canada that makes music so good, it sounds like a naked lady singing in the middle of a forest.
"That band is so good, it’s like a naked lady singing in the woods.", my friend after listening to them.
"I love that band, they make me feel like a naked lady.", my brother after a concert.
"They are from Canada and they make music that is absolutely wild.", my cousin after learning about them.
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