naked in the woods

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naked in the woods is when a bunch of stupid kids decide to run around like animals just because they think it’s cool.
My cousin tried to be a wild man and got bit by a spider.
I saw my friend crawling through the mud like a monster.
My mom found me peeing on a tree and lost her mind.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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naked in the woods is when you’re too dumb to wear clothes and end up looking like a silly goose in the middle of nowhere.
I fell into a river and my friend laughed like a hyena.
I tried to hide from a bear and it just stared at me.
I got stuck in a bush and had to yell for help.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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naked in the woods is when you’re so stupid you think you’re a king and you run around like you own the forest.
I tried to be a king and got chased by a squirrel.
I yelled at a tree and it didn’t listen.
I tried to dance with a deer and it ran away.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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