naked in the rain

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Feeling like your soul was dipped in a toilet and left to drown in the rain.
I looked like a drowned rat in a sewer after that shower.
My ex texted me: 'You look like you got hit by a truck and left in the rain.'
My dog ran out in the rain and came back looking like a soggy meatball.
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When the sky is crying and the sun is laughing at you.
It was like the weather had a joke at my expense.
I walked outside and it was like the universe was mocking me.
The sun was shining, but I was still soaked and confused.
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Being completely butt-naked and letting the rain hit you like a punch in the face.
I ran out in the rain and felt like I was being beaten by a water hose.
I was so embarrassed I didn’t care if the whole neighborhood saw me.
My friend screamed, 'You’re gonna catch pneumonia, you idiot!'
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