naked homeless guy

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A guy who’s so broke he’s not even wearing clothes and probably smells like a trash can.
He was sleeping in the park and had ants on his toes.
I saw him eating a pizza with his hands and no shirt.
He yelled at a cop for giving him a ticket for being naked.
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A man who’s so poor he’s not wearing anything and probably has never taken a shower.
He was trying to sleep under a bridge and was wearing nothing but a sock.
He walked into a store and asked for a sandwich and a sock.
He screamed at the sky and threw a bottle at a bus.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A guy who’s so broke he’s not wearing clothes and probably looks like he came out of a dumpster.
He was eating a hot dog and had no pants on.
He sat on a bench and started crying about his dead dog.
He stole a sandwich and got kicked out of a subway.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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