naked heed

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a head so bald it looks like a toilet bowl
My uncle’s head is so naked he could be a shampoo commercial.
She walked in with a head like a lice-free nightmare.
He showed up to the party with a head that could steal the spotlight.
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a skull that’s been scrubbed by a madman
That guy’s head is so naked it’s like he’s been using a scrub brush and a curse.
My mom’s head looks like it was cleaned by a raccoon with a broom.
He’s so naked-headed I think he’s trying to start a trend.
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a head so bare it could be a crime scene
He walked in like he’d just been arrested for being too clean.
Her head was so naked it looked like it had been robbed.
That guy’s head is so naked it’s like he’s been fined by the hair gods.
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