naked headed

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When you’re so dumb you think your junk is a shield and not a weapon.
Bro, you went naked headed and now you’ve got a yeast infection and a soul full of regret.
She said yes to the second round because she thought he was a legend, not a legend with a rash.
My cousin got naked headed at a party and now his whole family thinks he’s a cursed man.
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Having sex like you’re in a war and your only weapon is your pride.
He said he was a man of honor. Then he went naked headed and got a woman pregnant in three minutes.
She didn’t know what naked headed meant until she saw his face the next day.
My friend went naked headed and now he’s got a nickname: The Human Trifle.
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A person who thinks a hat is a sign of respect and not a sign of weakness.
He wore a hat to the gym. Then he got naked headed and now he’s a legend and a laughingstock.
She wore a headband every day. Then she got naked headed and became a local hero.
My uncle’s naked headed. He wears a hat so tight it looks like it’s trying to escape.
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When you’re so confident you think your junk is the best thing since sliced bread.
He went naked headed and said, 'I don’t need no stinkin’ condom!' Now he’s got a rash and a soul full of shame.
She went naked headed because she thought she was invincible. Now she’s got a baby and a life of regret.
My brother went naked headed and now he’s the talk of the block.
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A man who thinks he’s the king of the jungle and not just the guy who forgot his condom.
He went naked headed and said he was the king. Now he’s the king of the rash and the embarrassment.
He went naked headed and now his whole family knows his secret.
My dad went naked headed and now he’s got a nickname: The Man Who Forgot His Condom.
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