naked handshake

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When two guys who are either fully naked or just wearing nothing but a smile greet each other by pulling each other's wieners like they're trying to start a wrestling match.
At the nudist camp, Bob and Dave did a naked handshake before the sauna battle.
During the prison break, the two escapees did a naked handshake and laughed like they were back in high school.
At the gym, the two guys did a naked handshake before lifting weights like they were in a competition.
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A guy-to-guy greeting that involves grabbing each other's dongs like they're trying to show off who has the bigger one.
At the beach, the two guys did a naked handshake and then swam to the deepest part of the lake.
In the middle of the bar fight, the two rivals did a naked handshake before throwing punches.
At the family reunion, the two uncles did a naked handshake and laughed like they were kids again.
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A dirty way to say hello where two guys pull each other's peenies like they’re trying to wrestle in the middle of a bathroom.
At the school dance, the two guys did a naked handshake and then got caught by the principal.
At the football game, the two teammates did a naked handshake before the big play.
In the middle of the pizza shop, the two guys did a naked handshake and then ordered 10 pizzas.
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When two guys who are either completely naked or just showing off their junk greet each other by pulling each other's dongs like they're in a cock fight.
At the nudist club, the two guys did a naked handshake and then walked into the hot tub.
In the middle of the work break, the two coworkers did a naked handshake and laughed like they were kids again.
At the park, the two guys did a naked handshake and then played a game of chess with their bare butts.
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A greeting between two guys who either have no clothes on or just want to show off by pulling each other's dicks like it's the start of a wrestling match.
At the hotel, the two guys did a naked handshake and then went to the bar.
At the concert, the two guys did a naked handshake and then jumped into the crowd.
At the mall, the two guys did a naked handshake and then walked into the food court like it was a big deal.
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A guy-to-guy greeting that happens when two guys who are either totally naked or just showing off their junk pull each other's peenies like it's a friendly fight.
At the beach party, the two guys did a naked handshake and then swam to the nearest island.
At the birthday party, the two guys did a naked handshake and then ate cake like it was the best thing ever.
At the airport, the two guys did a naked handshake and then boarded the plane like it was a big deal.
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