Naked Grandma

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The last thing a thief wants to see when he sneaks into a house. It’s like a horror movie with extra body odor and no escape.
I opened the door and saw my grandma in the hallway. I ran back out and forgot to steal the cookies.
The burglar got caught by the Naked Grandma. He now lives in a nursing home and cries at night.
He broke in for the TV, but got Naked Grandma instead. He’s now a vegan.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Something you don’t want to see when you’re hiding from your grandma. She’s got wrinkles, bad breath, and she won’t let you forget it.
I was hiding in the closet and saw her. I now live in the bathroom.
I walked in on her and now I have a fear of wrinkly things.
I tried to run. She chased me. I now live in the park.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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