Naked Gorilla

My cousin dreamed about a Naked Gorilla and now he won't look at me.

My boss told me to shut up during the meeting. I said, 'I'm not talking, I'm just being a Naked Gorilla.'

My dog saw my dad's chest and started barking like it was a horror movie.

My dad shaved his chest and now he looks like a chicken that got hit by a truck.

My uncle said, 'I'm a Naked Gorilla now, I'm not going back to being a Naked Chicken.'

My brother's chest is so shiny I can see my face in it.