Naked Goat

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A goatee that's so sad it's not even trying to grow a mustache. It’s like the beard world’s version of a middle finger.
My goatee looks like it got dumped by a mustache.
That goatee is so lonely, it's crying hair.
If a mustache was a ghost, this goatee would be its ex.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A goatee with no backup plan. No stache. No face. Just a shame that’s growing on your chin.
This goatee is like a man who forgot his pants.
It’s a goatee that’s too tired to even pretend it’s fancy.
That goatee looks like it just got rejected by a full beard.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A goatee that's so weak it doesn't even deserve a mustache. It's like a beard that gave up halfway through the game.
This goatee is like a guy who shows up to a fight with a stick.
It's a goatee that's too scared to grow a mustache.
That goatee is so low energy, it's barely a facial hair.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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