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A hot mess of chocolate, booze, and holiday cheer that hits you like a snowball to the face.
I drank so much cocoa and Schnapps, I felt like a reindeer on a sugar rush.
My aunt made this drink and it turned my Christmas party into a full-blown chaos fest.
I tried to sip it slowly, but it went straight to my brain and made me dance like a fool.
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The drink that turns your normal Christmas into a full-blown, alcohol-fueled nightmare.
I drank it and my cousin started singing Christmas carols at 2 a. m.
This drink made my dad do the Macarena in his pajamas.
It was so strong, I thought Santa had slipped me a bottle of Schnapps.
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A magical, fiery drink that makes you forget your name, your socks, and your dignity.
I drank it and my mom asked me if I wanted to be a Christmas tree.
This drink made my brother try to kiss the dog.
After one sip, I turned into a dancing nutcracker.
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