naked freeze tag

I saw him in the mall wearing a sock and a frown. It was a masterpiece of embarrassment.

He tried to do a fashion show in a bathroom. It was a disaster. Literally.

He posted a selfie with a banana. It was the saddest thing I've ever seen.

He walked into a restaurant and sat down. The waiter asked for a menu. He said, 'I don’t need one. I’m already naked.'

He tried to model in a car wash. The car wash didn’t even charge him.

He asked his mom for a dress. She said, 'You’re already wearing one.'

He posted a picture of himself on the beach. No shirt. No shoes. Just a lot of regret.

He walked into a meeting and said, 'I’m here to change the world. And I’m not wearing a shirt.'

He tried to be a influencer. He has 3 followers. All of them are his cousins.