NAKED FORCE

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A bunch of shirtless soldiers who beat the crap out of your enemies so fast you don't even get time to blink.
My cousin got drafted and now he's like a walking punchline.
The enemy didn't know what hit them, it was like getting hit by a truck full of swear words.
My teacher said if we didn't behave, the military would come and give us all a spanking.
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When you show up like a giant, angry bull and stomp everyone into the ground with no mercy.
My dog tried to fight me and I just looked at him like I was about to eat him for dinner.
My mom showed up at my school and made the principal cry.
That guy at the park just lifted a car like it was a toy.
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A group of grumpy guys from Ohio who play loud music and make everyone around them want to scream.
My brother tried to listen to them and now he can't hear anything.
My neighbor said they're so loud, his cat ran away.
My mom said they're like a band of angry potatoes.
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