naked ferret

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to run around butt-naked like a fool before or after getting laid
My ferret ran around the house like a naked lunatic after I gave him a sandwich.
She came out of the shower and started naked ferret-ing in the living room.
He did a naked ferret right after the pizza arrived.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
2
to prance around in the buff like you just won a bet
He did a naked ferret in the middle of the street because he lost a bet.
She naked ferret-ed in the park and got a free ice cream.
After the party, he naked ferret-ed and got chased by the neighbor's dog.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
3
to dance around with no clothes on like you're showing off
He naked ferret-ed in the kitchen like he was at a concert.
She did a naked ferret right in front of her boss.
After the big win, he naked ferret-ed and got a standing ovation.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
4
to run around in the nude like you're trying to embarrass someone
He naked ferret-ed in front of his mom and got grounded.
She naked ferret-ed at the grocery store and got yelled at.
He did a naked ferret in the classroom and got sent to the office.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
5
to move around with no clothes on like you're doing a silly dance
He naked ferret-ed in the backyard like he was performing.
She naked ferret-ed during the meeting and got a laugh.
After the big fight, he naked ferret-ed and made things worse.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
6
to scamper around like a naked animal trying to escape
He naked ferret-ed out of the house like he was being chased.
She did a naked ferret and ran into the street.
After the shock, he naked ferret-ed and ran away.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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