Naked Facebook Status

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A Facebook status so ignored it thinks it's being punished by the universe. No likes. No comments. Just crickets and the ghost of bad decisions.

I posted a photo of my cat wearing a hat. No one cares.

I told the world I ate a whole pizza for breakfast. No one responded.

I said I was sad. No one even asked why.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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A status that’s like a kid in the back of the bus, no one notices it, and it’s probably crying.

I posted a status about my ex. No likes. No comments. Just silence.

I said I was tired. No one even replied.

I posted a selfie. No one saw it.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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A Facebook status that’s so lonely it’s getting a divorce. No likes. No comments. Just a sad little post in the middle of the night.

I said I was bored. No one responded.

I posted a photo of my ceiling. No one even looked.

I told the world I was sad. No one asked for details.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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A Facebook status so dead it’s been exhumed. No likes. No comments. Just a ghost of a post that no one remembers.

I said I was angry. No one even replied.

I posted a photo of my sock. No one saw it.

I told the world I was tired. No one cared.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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A status that's like a forgotten sock, no one likes it, no one comments on it, and it just sits there, feeling really weird.

I said I was sad. No one asked why.

I posted a photo of my dog. No one saw it.

I told the world I was tired. No one responded.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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A Facebook status that's so ignored it thinks it's being tortured. No likes. No comments. Just a status that’s dying inside.

I posted about my day. No one responded.

I said I was happy. No one even saw it.

I told the world I was tired. No one cared.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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