Naked Eyes

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A band from England that sucked at being famous but somehow made it big. They had two songs that people still remember because they were better than most of the garbage that came out in the 80s.
My mom still sings 'Promises, Promises' in the shower like it's the greatest song ever made.
I had to listen to their music in music class and I nearly died.
My uncle says they're the reason he still hates pop music.
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Looking at something with no help, like a blind person who also doesn't want to use glasses.
I tried to read the board in class without my glasses and it looked like a bunch of angry aliens.
He looked at the pizza like it was the last meal on Earth.
She saw the mess in the room and screamed like she had never seen dirt before.
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