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You're so wasted and heartbroken you strip down to your birthday suit and sob on the couch like your ex just cheated with your mom and your dog.

I took my clothes off and cried so hard my dog came to comfort me.

I was so drunk I didn't realize I was naked until my brother walked in.

I cried so much my eye makeup ran like a raccoon got drunk.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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You're so wasted and broken you take all your clothes off and lie on the floor and yell at the ceiling about how your ex is going to regret leaving you.

I took my shirt off and yelled at the ceiling like it was my ex.

I was so drunk I didn't know I was on the floor until I got a cramp.

I screamed so loud my neighbor called the cops.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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You're so drunk and sad you strip down to your underwear and lie on the couch and cry about how your ex is going to miss their flight because they’re too busy crying about you.

I cried so much I forgot I was naked until my mom walked in.

I was so wasted I thought my ex was coming back.

I cried so hard I got a migraine and a mood.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

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