Naked Dingus

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A guy, usually a man, takes off his pants, squats down, and punches his butt with a closed fist like it’s a punching bag. People do this to tease each other or for a laugh when asked.
My cousin did the Naked Dingus in front of my whole class. I laughed so hard I cried.
At the bus stop, my friend told me to do the Naked Dingus. I did it and got a standing ovation.
My teacher made me do the Naked Dingus in front of the whole school. I was so embarrassed I wanted to die.
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When a guy takes off his pants, crouches, and hits his butt with a fist like it’s a butt-shaped punching bag. People do this to mock each other or for a laugh.
My brother did the Naked Dingus during a family dinner. Everyone roared with laughter.
My friend asked me to do the Naked Dingus at the park. I did it and got a laugh from a group of kids.
During gym class, my teacher made me do the Naked Dingus. I was so red I looked like a tomato.
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A guy peels off his pants, bends over, and whacks his butt with his fist like it’s a butt-shaped target. People do this to tease each other or to get a laugh from a group.
At the mall, my friend made me do the Naked Dingus in front of a crowd. I was so embarrassed I ran away.
During a video game tournament, my rival did the Naked Dingus to mess with me. I lost the game and my dignity.
My dad did the Naked Dingus in front of my mom. She laughed so hard she had to sit down.
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When a guy takes off his pants, crouches, and slams his fist into his butt like it’s a butt-shaped bag. People do this to tease each other or to get a laugh from a group.
At school, my teacher made me do the Naked Dingus in front of my class. I was so red I looked like a lobster.
During a birthday party, my friend did the Naked Dingus to get a laugh. I joined in and we both got in trouble.
During a video call, my cousin did the Naked Dingus and my whole family started laughing.
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A guy takes off his pants, crouches, and punches his butt with a fist like it’s a butt-shaped punching bag. People do this to mock each other or to get a laugh from a group.
At the beach, my friend did the Naked Dingus in front of a group of kids. I joined in and we both got laughed at.
During a sleepover, my brother did the Naked Dingus to tease me. I did it back and we both had a laugh.
At the movie theater, my friend did the Naked Dingus in front of the whole theater. I was so shocked I fell out of my seat.
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When a guy pulls down his pants, bends over, and slams his fist into his butt like it’s a butt-shaped target. People do this to tease each other or to get a laugh from a group.
During a football game, my friend did the Naked Dingus in front of the whole team. I joined in and we both got laughed at.
At the restaurant, my dad did the Naked Dingus in front of my mom. She laughed so hard she spilled her drink.
During a Zoom call, my friend did the Naked Dingus and my whole class started laughing.
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