Naked chicks

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Naked chicks are tiny chickens that have had all their feathers ripped out so they look like they just got tortured by a group of bald jerks. You cook them up for breakfast and hope they don’t come back as vengeful ghosts.
I just saw a naked chick in my soup, and it was screaming.
My brother tried to cook a naked chick, and it exploded.
My mom says naked chicks are the breakfast of champions.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Naked chicks are like a group of hot girls who decide to rub their naked bodies all over your buddy when he says something cool. If you say it sarcastically, you’re just being a creepy naked chick who hates everyone.
Dude, that idea was fire. Naked chicks, baby!
Naked chicks? That was the best plan ever.
Naked chicks? I’m gonna rub my naked body all over you.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Naked chicks are just a weird way to say something is hard. Like when your math test was harder than a naked chick getting roasted by a flamingo.
This math problem is like a naked chick in a burning oven.
I had to solve this equation, and it felt like being a naked chick.
Naked chicks? That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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