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A smelly hot tub gadget that screams like a banshee when two or more people go bare-assed in it.
My hot tub just yelled at me for having sex in it. I’m not even done yet.
The hot tub’s alarm went off like I’d just murdered someone. I was just eating a sandwich.
Why does the hot tub care if I’m naked? It’s got a damn alarm for that.