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A butt crack that is so wide it looks like it was made by a fat kid who just ate a whole pizza.

My cousin’s butt crack looked like it could fit a whole sandwich in there.

I saw my dog’s butt crack and it was like a canyon.

My mom’s butt crack is so big it has its own zip code.

by Slangipedia 14h ago

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When you run around in tag with your pants down and try to slap someone’s butt so hard it feels like you’re hitting a brick wall.

I tagged my brother so hard he screamed like a girl.

My friend got tagged and fell over like a drunk man.

I tagged my teacher and she gave me a D for the rest of the year.

by Slangipedia 14h ago

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When you are so completely naked it feels like you just got out of a hot tub and someone threw a whole bag of glitter on you.

I was so naked I felt like a chicken on a hot grill.

My dog was buck naked and he looked like he just got kicked out of a circus.

I was so buck naked I felt like I was about to start screaming.

by Slangipedia 14h ago

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A joint that only has weed and no other stuff, like a bad relationship that only has two people and no drama.

That joint was so pure it felt like it was made in heaven.

I smoked a joint and it was like the best day of my life.

My friend’s joint was so good I wanted to marry it.

by Slangipedia 14h ago

5

Timberlands that are missing the strap and look like they were stolen by a thief who only took the good part.

My Timberlands looked like they had been through a war.

I wore my Timberlands and my feet were like they were on fire.

My Timberlands looked like they had been stepped on by a giant.

by Slangipedia 14h ago

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A fancy word for being completely naked, like when you’re so naked you look like a ghost who just walked out of a haunted house.

I was so butt naked I looked like I just got out of a tomb.

My brother was butt naked and he looked like he was ready to fight.

I was butt naked and I felt like I could run a marathon.

by Slangipedia 14h ago

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When you mix weed with PCP and it feels like your brain is on fire and your body is trying to escape.

I smoked that weed and it was like my brain was burning.

My friend got high and he started talking to the ceiling.

I mixed weed with PCP and I felt like I was in a horror movie.

by Slangipedia 14h ago

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