Naked Burrito

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When you eat a burrito in the dark like a f***ing loser and then yell at your mom for not giving you a better life
I ate a burrito in the closet and screamed at my mom for making me fat
My burrito was the only friend I had and it got eaten by my brother
I cried in the dark while eating a burrito and my dad laughed at me like I was a joke
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When you poop in a woman’s butt and then say it was a surprise
I told my crush I was going to poop in her butt and it was a surprise
I took a shit in my teacher's butt and she gave me a D for the day
My friend’s brother pooped in his sister’s butt and it was the best thing ever
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