Naked burglar

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A thief who robs people while totally nude, because they’re too lazy to wear clothes and also too proud to be caught with their pants down.
He broke into the bank and took all the cash, then moonwalked out in the middle of the street.
She stole a pizza from the delivery guy and ran away wearing nothing but a sock.
He stripped down in the middle of a jewelry store and took every ring he could carry.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who breaks into places without a shirt, pants, or sense of shame, just to make the cops look silly.
He walked into the house, took the TV, and then took a shower in the living room.
She stole the cash register and then did a cartwheel through the store.
He robbed the restaurant and left a mess, but also a very confused waiter.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A burglar who likes to rob people with no clothes on, probably because they’re too lazy to put them on and also too proud to be seen as weak.
He broke into the house and took everything, then sat on the couch and ate a sandwich like he owned the place.
She walked into the bank, took the money, and then did a dance in the lobby.
He robbed the store and then challenged the security guard to a wrestling match in the middle of the street.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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