Naked Brothers Band

The worst sign of the apocalypse. These kids are like 6 guys who still have baby balls. One girl is stuck with Nat Wolff because he’s too chicken to admit he’s still a kid. Alex, the 8-year-old, wears fake tattoos and a doo-rag, probably because he’s too short to be taken seriously.

A bunch of little faggots who think they’re in love when they’re just 10. They act like they’re in a real band, but they’re just following Miley Cyrus’s dumb ways. Their show is like reality TV, but it’s just sad and stupid.

A band of 12-year-olds who think they’re rockstars, but they’re just high-pitched faggots. They sing like girls and think they’re cool, but they’re just a bunch of fake rockstars.

A group of little kids who think they’re the best. They’re all butt-fucking faggots who think they’re rockstars. None of them have dropped balls yet, and it sounds like a girl is singing.

A group of 10-year-old demons who make the worst music ever. Their show is the worst thing on Nickelodeon, and it’s like the third Reich of bad music.

Fucking gay faggots who think they’re rockstars. They all kiss each other, and Rosalina is the only one who’s left out. She got gang-banged by 40 bikers and three Chewbaccas.