Naked broomrape

My tomato plant looked like it had a broom party and no clothes

The broomrape hit my rose bush so hard it went shirtless

My garden is a brothel now because of this broomrape nonsense

My broom just took off its clothes and my fern was confused

The broomrape started during my lunch break and I had to watch it happen

My plant was like 'what even is this' after the broom started getting naked

My broom just said 'why bother' and walked in the garden naked

The broomrape was so bad my cactus got a headache

I came home to find my broom standing there like it was on vacation