Naked Brain

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Flashing your one nut out like a crazy person through a zipper hole, usually to someone who's in on it. It's like a stupid contest to see who can pick the weirdest spot to do it (gas station, church, grocery store).
Flashing my nut at the checkout line because I was high on candy and rage.
Doing my naked brain in the middle of a church during the sermon.
Showing my single nut in the grocery store while yelling at the milk aisle.
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Showing off one bare nut through a broken zipper, usually to someone who's also showing off. It's a stupid game where you try to pick the most ridiculous place to do it (airport, school, pet store).
Showing my nut at the airport security line because I thought it was a prank.
Doing my naked brain in the middle of the school hallway during lunch.
Showing off my single nut in the pet store while yelling at the parrot.
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Popping your one nut out through a zipper hole like a maniac, usually to someone who's also doing it. It's a dumb contest where you try to find the most ridiculous place to do it (mall, hospital, library).
Flashing my nut at the mall while trying to buy socks and yelling at the clerk.
Doing my naked brain in the hospital while yelling at the nurse.
Showing off my single nut in the library while the librarian was having a heart attack.
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