naked Bradbury

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When love gets so strong it makes the original child molester look like a virgin
My love for him is so intense, even the original child molester is jealous
He’s so in love, he’s making the OG pedophile look like a priest
That love is so hot, it’s melting the original child molester’s face
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A love so real it makes the first kid snatcher blush
His love is so real, even the first kid snatcher is blushing
That love is so strong, it makes the first kid snatcher feel ashamed
He’s got a love so real, it’s making the first kid snatcher look like a nun
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A love so bad it makes the original child eater cry
That love is so bad, even the original child eater is crying
So much love, it’s making the original child eater feel like a baby
He’s so in love, the original child eater is breaking down
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