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you're trying to get laid and your buddy is hiding in the closet like a pussy and the girl is so wasted she doesn't see the switch and your buddy jumps out and starts bonking her
my bro was in the closet and the girl was drunker than a sailor on rum
the chick didn't even notice my friend came out and started fakin' it
i was tryin' to get my jollies and my buddy was in the closet like a coward
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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you're tryin' to bang a girl and your friend is in the closet and she's so wasted she doesn't see your friend pop out and start humpin' her
my friend came out like a monster and started humpin' her like a maniac
the chick was drunker than a raccoon on a sugar high
i was tryin' to get my rocks off and my buddy was in the closet like a ninja
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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you're tryin' to get laid and your buddy hides in the closet and the girl is so wasted she doesn't see the switch and your buddy jumps out and starts gettin' it on with her
my friend came out like a lunatic and started gettin' it on with her
the chick was wasted like a sailor after a week of partyin'
i was tryin' to get my jollies and my buddy was in the closet like a spy
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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