naked blonde

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A woman who looks like a hot mess with no clothes on and a head full of stupid gold hair.
My cousin walked in wearing nothing but a smile and a comb. I died.
She came out of the shower like she just won the lottery and the universe gave her free hair dye.
I saw her in the grocery store and I almost peed my pants.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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A naked blonde is like a blonde bombshell who forgot to put on pants and decided to be extra.
She showed up at my house in the middle of the day and just stood there like she owned the place.
She was eating pizza and my dog fell in love with her.
She came to my birthday and my whole family forgot about the cake.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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A naked blonde is a woman who looks like she just walked out of a porn movie and got a free hair cut.
I saw her in the park and I started sweating like I had a fever.
She texted me a photo and I immediately called my mom.
She came to my job and my boss gave her a raise just for looking at him.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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