naked bird

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a bare, bald cock that’s been shaved so smooth it looks like it was dipped in hot soup
My naked bird is so smooth, I could slide a credit card under it.
He walked into the room like a naked bird, and the whole bar turned around.
I told my naked bird to stop pecking at my face, but it wouldn’t listen.
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a clean, hairless man sack that’s been waxed to hell and back
My naked bird is so clean, it could double as a mirror.
He showed up at the party with a naked bird that made everyone jealous.
My naked bird pecked at my chest like it was breakfast.
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