naked bike ride

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the best uvm tradition. last day of classes. we get so drunk we strip down and parade around campus like a bunch of feral animals. no cops come. ever.
"I woke up in the grass wearing nothing but a sock. I didn't even know I had a sock.", @joe123
"My professor tried to lecture me while I was doing handstands in the hallway. He didn't win.", @mrs_schmidt
"I saw my mom in a bikini. I had to take a lunch break.", @dadsbestfriend
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the uvm tradition where we all get wasted and run around campus butt naked. no one gets arrested. even the cops are too drunk to care.
"I ran past the library and my pants fell off. I just kept going.", @mike2000
"My roommate tried to hide in a tree. He fell out of it.", @tree_hugger
"I got a free pizza because I screamed at the principal.", @pizza_mania
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a uvm tradition. we all get trashed. we run through campus naked. no one gets arrested. it's like a naked party and no one gives a damn.
"I saw my dad in a unicorn costume. I don't know what that means.", @unicorn_slayer
"I got stuck in a traffic cone. I had to sing show tunes to get out.", @cone_kid
"I got a detention for doing a dance in the principal's office.", @dance_madness
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