naked bar

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Taking off all your clothes in a bar while you’re drunk and either dancing like a fool or sprinting along the bar like you’re being chased by a giant meatball. Mostly done by British soldiers who think they’re still in the military and not just trying to survive the night.
I took off my shirt and ran the length of the bar like I was in a race against a giant piece of pizza.
My buddy stripped down to his underwear and did a dance that looked like he was trying to seduce a lobster.
We all got naked and ran down the bar like we were escaping a giant meatball monster.
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A place where women take off all their clothes and shake their butts for money. It’s like a fancy dance party, but instead of dancing, they’re showing off their bare rear ends for a buck.
The woman took off her clothes and shook her butt like she was trying to wake up a sleeping giant.
I watched a woman shake her ass for money and thought about how I’d rather be the giant getting woken up.
The dancer took her clothes off and shook it like it was a magic trick to get more money.
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