Naked band

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A band that plays loud, stupid music and takes their clothes off during concerts. They also bring along naked backup singers and dancers to make the guys look cool.
My cousin tried to join their band and got rejected because he didn't have a six-pack yet.
Their concert was so bad, my dog fell asleep in the middle of the show.
My little brother thinks they're the best band ever because they take their shirts off.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A sign of the end of the world. It's like a band made of kids who still have baby balls, and one girl has to pretend to like the 10-year-old guy who can't stop blabbing about his love life.
My brother thinks the girl in the band is the love of his life and sends her letters every day.
Nat's brother wears a doo-rag and fake tattoos to look cool, but no one cares.
The girl in the band gets annoyed because Nat won't stop talking about her.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A group of faggot kids who write songs about love and girlfriends, even though they're only 10 years old and probably still wet behind the ears.
My friend thinks he's going to be famous like them and started a band with his little brother.
My sister got obsessed with the show and now she thinks she needs a boyfriend at 10.
My mom thinks the show is the worst thing since the invention of the microwave.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A show about a bunch of faggot kids who think they're rockstars even though they're still in elementary school and still have baby balls.
My brother watched the show and now he thinks he needs a girlfriend at 10.
My cousin thinks the 8-year-old is the best singer in the world.
My little sister got a doo-rag and started pretending she's in a band.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A band of talentless faggots who think they're cool because they sing high-pitched, annoying songs and wear fake tattoos.
My brother thinks he's going to be like them when he grows up.
My little sister got a tattoo and thinks she's in a band now.
My dad thinks the band is the worst thing since the invention of the microwave.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A band of little faggots who think they're rockstars and still have baby balls. They sing like girls and talk about love like they're old enough to be in a relationship.
My little brother thinks he's in a band and started singing in the shower.
My cousin thinks the 10-year-old is the best singer ever.
My mom thinks the band is the worst thing since the invention of the microwave.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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