naked ballet

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a place where dancers take their clothes off and shake it like they're mad at you
'I went to naked ballet last night and my dad was there wearing sunglasses indoors.'
'The dancer at naked ballet had more tattoos than my dog.'
'Naked ballet is just a fancy way of saying I'm paying to see people getting naked.'
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a club where people dance without clothes on and it’s basically a public humiliation for you
'My mom took me to naked ballet and now I have to wear a shirt to school.'
'The naked ballet dancers looked like they had just escaped a prison and were angry about it.'
'Naked ballet is like a workout for your eyes and your brain.'
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a place where people shake their stuff and take everything off like they’re giving you a bad grade
'I went to naked ballet with my brother and he got distracted by the lights.'
'The naked ballet dancers looked like they were doing a homework assignment with their bodies.'
'Naked ballet is the only time I ever see my dad blush.'
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