Naked Baby Syndrome

I walked into the grocery store in nothing but a hat and a grin. The cashier asked if I was a ghost.

My dog walked me to the park naked. I was proud.

I told my boss I was sick. I was just naked in the break room.

I showed up to my sister’s wedding in a towel. She threw confetti at me.

My neighbor yelled at me through the fence because I was naked at 3 a. m.

I told my mom I was going to the mall. I came back with a sunburn.

I was so happy after winning the lottery, I took my clothes off in the street.

I laughed so hard at my friend’s joke, I peeled off my shirt in the middle of class.

I got a free pizza and a naked baby syndrome attack at the same time.

I went to the gym in my underwear and told the trainer I was doing a full body workout.

I said I was going to the library. I came back with a tan and no clothes.

I walked into my teacher’s office in nothing but socks.