Naked Baby Golfer

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A kid wearing only his jockstrap and a golf cap who looks like he just came out of a dumpster and grabbed a club
My nephew looked like a lost sock at the golf course.
He was so naked I could see his belly button from the parking lot.
That kid had more attitude than a full grown man with a beer in each hand.
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A little kid with no clothes on but a golf cap and a chip on his shoulder
He came out swinging like he just got fired from his job.
That kid was so bare I could count his freckles from the tee box.
He looked like he was ready to take on the whole golf course by himself.
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A tiny human in his undies wearing a golf cap like he owns the course
He walked onto the course like he was the king of the golf balls.
That kid was so confident I thought he was going to hit the ball into the moon.
He looked like he had a golf club up his butt and was ready to swing.
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