naked awkward time

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when you try to get busy, but your body decides to play dead, like a dog chasing a squirrel but forgetting why he was running in the first place
I tried to get it on, but my dick was like, 'nope, I'm taking a nap.'
My date looked at me like I had three heads and a bad haircut.
I got halfway through and my brain went to sleep.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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when a doctor looks at you like you just ate a whole pizza and then tried to run a marathon
I was flustered and had a boner for the whole exam.
The doctor asked if I was a teenager and I said, 'no, I'm just a man with a broken soul.'
I felt like a baby in a diaper getting checked by a robot.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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when you go to shower and there’s nothing to hide behind, like a kid who got caught eating ice cream in the school hallway
I walked in and saw three guys and zero curtains. It was like a horror movie.
I was like, 'why is everyone staring at me? I’m just washing my hair.'
I had to sit there like a chicken without a coop.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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when ugly people try to be hot, like a chicken trying to be a flamingo
He tried to wink at me and it looked like he had a fish in his eye.
She wore a dress and it was like a blanket on a cow.
He tried to dance and it was like a robot with a cold.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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