naked attack

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When someone goes commando and body slams another person in front of everyone just to make them look like a fool. Jewel made it a whole damn art form.
My cousin tackled his boss in the breakroom wearing only socks and a smile.
She walked into the meeting completely naked and tackled the guy who kept making fun of her.
He ran into the party wearing nothing but a towel and hit the guy who said he was too fat for a date.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Going totally bare and slamming into someone else in front of a crowd just to make them feel like a total dork.
He stripped down to his underwear and ran into the guy who laughed at his crush.
She showed up at the gym topless and tackled the guy who said she was too loud.
He came into the restaurant in nothing but a hat and tackled the guy who said he looked like a toddler.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Dropping your pants like a bat out of hell to get out of a lovey-dovey moment and make your date want to have sex instead.
He took off his clothes in 2 seconds to escape the awkward goodnight hug.
She peeled off her shirt mid-kiss to make him forget about the awkward moment.
He ran out of the room with nothing on to escape the sappy goodbye hug.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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Popping out of your clothes like a superhero in the middle of a heart-to-heart and either making your date giggle or totally confused. Either way, you get sex.
He appeared in the middle of the room completely naked when she was crying about her break-up.
She took off her clothes mid-conversation when he was being extra dramatic about his ex.
He stripped down to his boxers in the middle of a hug when she was trying to comfort him.
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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