naked ass parade

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That stupid plan you and your friends come up with when you're wasted and think it's the best idea ever, only to regret it the next day when you're hungover and your mom is yelling at you.

I told my buddy we'd do a naked ass parade at the gas station. Now I'm stuck explaining why I had to pee on the floor.

My sister saw me in a naked ass parade and now she won't stop making fun of me.

I tried to do a naked ass parade with my cousins and now my pants are permanently stained with orange soda.

by Slangipedia 16h ago

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When you're too drunk to think straight and you decide the best way to spend the night is by running around the neighborhood in your birthday suit like a lunatic.

I did a naked ass parade down the street and the neighbor's dog chased me all the way home.

I told my dad I was doing a naked ass parade and he thought I was being creative.

I had to do a naked ass parade because I forgot my pants and my friend dared me.

by Slangipedia 16h ago

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That crazy thing you do when you're too high to care and you think everyone else is stupid for not joining you in the middle of the night.

I did a naked ass parade in the park and got yelled at by the security guard.

My friend said he would do a naked ass parade with me if I gave him my last chip.

I had to do a naked ass parade because I had no pants and my sister wouldn't let me go to bed.

by Slangipedia 16h ago

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