Naked Ass Fart

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A person takes off their pants, squats like a grandma, and lets out a fart so loud it looks like their butt is trying to escape. Their friends get a front-row seat to the chaos.
My cousin did this in the middle of a math test and got sent to the principal's office.
At the mall, my friend pulled this move in front of a group of kids and got roasted for it.
I did this during a Zoom call and my boss thought I was having a seizure.
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They drop their drawers like it's a fashion show, split their cheeks wide open, and let one massive fart rip out like a volcano erupting. Everyone gets a close-up view of the mess.
My brother did this at the dinner table and my mom threw a napkin at him.
I did this during a karaoke night and the crowd went wild.
My friend did this in a grocery store and the cashier looked like they wanted to quit.
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They drop their pants like they're about to get a spanking, spread their butt cheeks like a magician revealing a rabbit, and let out a fart so strong it could knock someone out.
My friend did this in the middle of a basketball game and got substituted out.
I did this during a sleepover and my brother laughed so hard he spilled his juice.
My cousin did this at a birthday party and the cake got ruined.
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