naked Asian

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An Asian who comes outta a car trunk like a cockroach, no clothes on, and beats the crap outta you.
He popped out of the trunk like a naked ninja and started punching me in the face.
I was walking home and this guy jumped outta the trunk and tried to steal my lunch.
That Asian came outta the trunk and yelled, 'I’m gonna kick your ass!'
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When something happens so fast and weird, it makes you question your life choices.
My dog ran outta the house and started doing backflips.
I opened my fridge and a giant chicken flew out.
My mom texted me at 2 a. m. saying she saw a ghost in the microwave.
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