naked as a jaybird

My cousin ran out of the house like a chicken with no head. Naked as a jaybird, and still running.

He showed up to the party with no pants on. Naked as a jaybird, and still got a pizza.

My dog went swimming in the lake. Naked as a jaybird, and still barked at me.

She came out of the shower like a ghost. So naked you could count the hairs on her butt.

He walked into the classroom with no clothes on. So naked you could count the hairs on his butt.

My brother went to school in his underwear. So naked you could count the hairs on his butt.

My mom walked into the kitchen in the middle of the night. As naked as a goat in a meat grinder.

He showed up to work in his underwear. As naked as a goat in a meat grinder.

My dog ran through the park completely naked. As naked as a goat in a meat grinder.

He went swimming in the ocean with no clothes on. So bare you could see his junk from space.

My sister came out of the bathroom with nothing on. So bare you could see her junk from space.

He walked into the school in his birthday suit. So bare you could see his junk from space.

My brother came out of the house like a chicken with no feathers. As naked as a chicken with no feathers.

She walked into the classroom with nothing on. As naked as a chicken with no feathers.

He went to the store in his underwear. As naked as a chicken with no feathers.