naked archeologist

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A butt-naked man who shoves his meaty tool into the ground like it’s a shovel and yells curses at the stones.
He dug up a statue and called it 'the phallic god of ancient Rome.'
His pants were missing, but his confidence was full.
He used his cock as a pickaxe and broke the floor of a tomb.
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A man who strips down to his birthday suit and starts digging with his junk like it's a construction site.
He dug so hard, the ground screamed for mercy.
He dug up a skeleton and said, 'You're not the only one who's been buried.'
He dug so fast, the dirt was jealous.
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A half-wit who thinks his cock is the key to unlocking ancient secrets and wears nothing but a smile.
He said the statue was 'blessed by his peen.'
He dug up a gold coin and called it 'the gift of his manhood.'
He told the camera, 'I don’t need pants. I need power.'
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