Naked Algebra

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Using math stuff to laugh at rich ex-leaders and fake holy people who cheat and lie about it, even when they’re paying off their lovers with cash.
I did the math. The ex-president paid $10 million to shut up his mistress. That’s more than my student loan.
The priest said he didn’t have an affair. Then he sent $500 to his lover’s therapist. That’s not a secret, that’s a scandal.
The prime minister got caught with a Playboy model. He said it was just a ‘math error.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you use equations to mock politicians and preachers who cheat, lie, and get money to keep their secrets.
The prime minister’s math was bad. He paid $2 million to his lover. That’s not math, that’s misery.
The priest said he didn’t have an affair. But his bank account says otherwise. That’s not math, that’s miscalculation.
The ex-president got caught with a model. He said it was just ‘algebra’, but that’s just a lie.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Using math to make fun of rich ex-leaders and fake holy people who cheat and lie, and get money to keep it all quiet.
The ex-president said he didn’t have an affair. But he paid $5 million to his lover. That’s not math, that’s money madness.
The priest got $100,000 to keep his affair a secret. That’s not math, that’s money magic.
The prime minister said it was just ‘algebra.’ But that’s just a fancy word for lying.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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