Naked airline

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A cheap airline where the flight attendants are all butt-naked and you can take your clothes off too if you want to be a total idiot.
'I paid $20 for a flight and got free naked stewardesses. Worth it.'
'The guy next to me took off his pants mid-flight. I’m still recovering.'
'I asked for a drink and got a naked stewardess instead. That’s not how service works.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An airline so cheap it doesn’t even bother to dress its staff. You’re welcome to join the naked party if you’re feeling bold or stupid.
'I flew for $5 and got a naked flight attendant. I’m not complaining.'
'The whole plane was naked. I thought I’d died and went to heaven.'
'I took my shirt off. The flight attendant took hers off. We were both confused.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A flying strip club where the passengers are free to take off their clothes and the flight attendants are already half-dead from being naked.
'I took my pants off and the flight attendant took hers off. We were both drunk.'
'My kid took off her socks. The flight attendant took off her bra. I’m not sure who won.'
'I asked for a snack and got a naked stewardess instead. That’s not how snacks work.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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